20 YEARS AFTER ANNOUNCING HE’S A DJ, GOD IS ABOUT TO DUMP HIS AGENT

20 YEARS AFTER ANNOUNCING HE’S A DJ, GOD IS ABOUT TO DUMP HIS AGENT

20 years after he chose Maxi Priest to tell the world he is a DJ, God is really frustrated with his booking agent. Rumors are he’s about to dump him. Initially when Faithless released the iconic song, God was convinced the bookings would fly in. But after securing a booking agency to represent him, he was disappointed to see no bookings come his way. At all. God can be a

YOUNG FAN ANGRY DEADMAU5 STOLE THE MASK IDEA FROM MARSHMELLO

YOUNG FAN ANGRY DEADMAU5 STOLE THE MASK IDEA FROM MARSHMELLO

11 year old Jesus Hernandez, a big Marshmello fan from San Diego, CA is extremely angry at Deadmau5. Jesus recently went on a YouTube watch binge to check out all the newest Marshmello songs and performances. Suddenly he was confronted by a suggested video from this dude called Deadmau5 of whom he never had heard of before in his life. “Mom.. Mom..!!! this fool stole Marshmello’s DJ mask idea!” The

Insanely Popular DOTCOM Finally Reveals His True Identity: MARSHMELLO

Insanely Popular DOTCOM Finally Reveals His True Identity: MARSHMELLO

MARSHMELLO finally confirmed to be the man behind insanely popular DOTCOM. DOTCOM, whose true identity had been a MASSIVE MYSTERY for years but whose name is Christian Comstock from Philadelphia is finally revealed to be MARSHMELLO. DOTCOM had been a master at hiding who he really is by not wearing his Marshmello mask at most of his DJ Performances. NEW RESEARCH Indeed, had he worn the mask, it would be easy

STUDY CLAIMS DANCE MUSIC WENT FROM THE ORB TO THE BRO

STUDY CLAIMS DANCE MUSIC WENT FROM THE ORB TO THE BRO

A new study conducted by a research team of the University of Rotterdam concludes dance music has changed over time from THE ORB to THE BRO. The study which lapsed decades documented how the culture related to dance music morphed into something totally different than what once was. When the study started in 1988, The Orb was one of the leading and most trendsetting acts in the scene. Founded by

GUY READS LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS FROM TRUMP’S FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE

GUY READS LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS FROM TRUMP’S FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE

A DJ from a local bar in Salt Lake City, UT who is known to have an avid interest in politics was eager to learn about all of the accomplishments of president Trump in his first 100 days in office. When asked, his employer then referenced him to the bathroom where he was told the list was strapped to the bathroom wall. Shop EDM gear </the end> DJMEG.US is part of The Hammarica Network

SUPERSTAR DJS PUZZLED ABOUT DJ WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE SHARED THE STAGE WITH THEM

SUPERSTAR DJS PUZZLED ABOUT DJ WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE SHARED THE STAGE WITH THEM

Many superstar DJs are confused about a local DJ who claims to have shared the stage with them at one point in their career. John Loranger, a local DJ from Boise, ID works as a bartender at The Ethereal; a 1200 person capacity nightclub that regularly books famous EDM DJs from around the world. John taught himself how to DJ with a laptop and a controller and is amateur-level at best. However, since he’s loved

TRUMP THREATENS SHUTDOWN OF EDM IN LIEU OF $1.5B PAYMENT FOR LED WALL

TRUMP THREATENS SHUTDOWN OF EDM IN LIEU OF $1.5B PAYMENT FOR LED WALL

In a bid to fund his proposed giant LED wall, Trump threatens a shutdown of EDM in lieu of a $1.5B down payment. The proposed LED wall would stretch from coast-to-coast and show pictures & video of Trump, Trump Twitter updates, and favorable Trump Fox news items. All this 24/7, 365 days a year. And the LED wall would serve absolutely no purpose at all other than for the heck of it. Democrats: