GUY READS LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS FROM TRUMP’S FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE

GUY READS LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS FROM TRUMP’S FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE

A DJ from a local bar in Salt Lake City, UT who is known to have an avid interest in politics was eager to learn about all of the accomplishments of president Trump in his first 100 days in office. When asked, his employer then referenced him to the bathroom where he was told the list was strapped to the bathroom wall. Shop EDM gear </the end> DJMEG.US is part of The Hammarica Network


SUPERSTAR DJS PUZZLED ABOUT DJ WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE SHARED THE STAGE WITH THEM

SUPERSTAR DJS PUZZLED ABOUT DJ WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE SHARED THE STAGE WITH THEM

Many superstar DJs are confused about a local DJ who claims to have shared the stage with them at one point in their career. John Loranger, a local DJ from Boise, ID works as a bartender at The Ethereal; a 1200 person capacity nightclub that regularly books famous EDM DJs from around the world. John taught himself how to DJ with a laptop and a controller and is amateur-level at best. However, since he’s loved


TRUMP THREATENS SHUTDOWN OF EDM IN LIEU OF $1.5B PAYMENT FOR LED WALL

TRUMP THREATENS SHUTDOWN OF EDM IN LIEU OF $1.5B PAYMENT FOR LED WALL

In a bid to fund his proposed giant LED wall, Trump threatens a shutdown of EDM in lieu of a $1.5B down payment. The proposed LED wall would stretch from coast-to-coast and show pictures & video of Trump, Trump Twitter updates, and favorable Trump Fox news items. All this 24/7, 365 days a year. And the LED wall would serve absolutely no purpose at all other than for the heck of it. Democrats:


MOST PARTIES CLAIMED ‘ONE FOR THE BOOKS’ NEVER APPEAR IN ANY BOOK

MOST PARTIES CLAIMED ‘ONE FOR THE BOOKS’ NEVER APPEAR IN ANY BOOK

You know the deal: those promoters who claim their party is always “one for the books.” Now ask yourself: have you ever seen any one of their parties published in books?  You answered correctly!! People always tell me GREAT BOOKING! And I’m pretty sure they’re talking about the book, and not the DJ. Meet Yousseff Vanbilderwyk, a veteran promoter from Boston. He has hosted as many as 382 events. 20%


ALEX JONES CONFIRMS ACID HOUSE CAREER IN THE MIDST OF CUSTODY BATTLE

ALEX JONES CONFIRMS ACID HOUSE CAREER IN THE MIDST OF CUSTODY BATTLE

Long suspected acid house producer Alex Jones has now confirmed all the rumors. Alex Jones who is in the midst of a nasty custody battle with his ex-wife is trying his very best to convince the judge in his case the screaming on his famed Infowars show is merely ‘performance art.’ The only thing screaming in my home is my collection of Roland TB 303 distortion pedals!! STATEMENT THROUGH LAWYER


EDM FANS BLAME UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO ON BLOODY STRONG MOLLY

EDM FANS BLAME UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO ON BLOODY STRONG MOLLY

In the week Starbucks released its new Unicorn Frappuccino, EDM fans are left confused as many are positive they’re still stuck in an extended psychedelic trip from the previous weekend adventures. Bloody dick bugger! […] The Caramel Fraps turned into Unicorn drinks.. WTF? Is this a piss take? As John Hackney entered one of the stores he exclaimed: “Bloody dick bugger! That’s some bloody strong E.. I can’t believe it.. WOW I’m