Making fun of DJs world wide!
It’s that time of the year again that we present the most corrupt list in the entire music industry! The DJ MEG TOP 100 was compiled solely by people who have no knowledge whatsoever of the art of DJ-ing, as well as a bunch of troll farms, fraudsters, real housewives and a crew of Russian election meddlers who happened to have some spare time to troll our list as well.
A DJ from a local bar in Salt Lake City, UT who is known to have an avid interest in politics was eager to learn about all of the accomplishments of president Trump‘s four years in office. When asked, his employer then referenced him to the bathroom where he was told the list was strapped to the bathroom wall. Shop EDM gear </the end>
Many superstar DJs are confused about a local DJ who claims to have shared the stage with them at one point in their career. John Loranger, a local DJ from Boise, ID works as a bartender at The Ethereal; a 1200 person capacity nightclub that regularly books famous EDM DJs from around the world. John taught himself how to DJ with a laptop and a controller and is amateur-level at best. However, since he’s loved
In a bid to fund his proposed giant LED wall, Trump threatens a shutdown of EDM in lieu of a $1.5B down payment. The proposed LED wall would stretch from coast-to-coast and show pictures & video of Trump, Trump Twitter updates, and favorable Trump Fox news items. All this 24/7, 365 days a year. And the LED wall would serve absolutely no purpose at all other than for the heck of it. Democrats:
EMINEM whom we all know as the winner of VH1’s ‘WHITE RAPPER SHOW‘ recently announced his new album GET SLIM OR DIET TRYING. The EDM album which was doctored by Dre is slated for release at the end of June. “Get Slim Or Diet Trying” is made for fitness moms. Back in 2000 or so I had all these screaming teeny bopper fan girls. But they all grew up and had
We recently did not catch up with Jay Tripwire, the famed tech house DJ from Canada. No not that kind of tech house and also not that kind of tech house but the good kind of tech house. As we didn’t catch up with him, somehow miraculously we did kind of get his opinion on interviews. Especially those interviews where people catch up with him. JAY TRIPWIRE: “JAY TRIPWIRE IS
You know the deal: those promoters who claim their party is always “one for the books.” Now ask yourself: have you ever seen any one of their parties published in books? You answered correctly!! People always tell me GREAT BOOKING! And I’m pretty sure they’re talking about the book, and not the DJ. Meet Yousseff Vanbilderwyk, a veteran promoter from Boston. He has hosted as many as 382 events. 20%
Long suspected acid house producer Alex Jones has now confirmed all the rumors. Alex Jones who is in the midst of a nasty custody battle with his ex-wife is trying his very best to convince the judge in his case the screaming on his famed Infowars show is merely ‘performance art.’ The only thing screaming in my home is my collection of Roland TB 303 distortion pedals!! STATEMENT THROUGH LAWYER