In the week Starbucks released its new Unicorn Frappuccino, EDM fans are left confused as many are positive they’re still stuck in an extended psychedelic trip from the previous weekend adventures.
Bloody dick bugger! […] The Caramel Fraps turned into Unicorn drinks.. WTF? Is this a piss take?
As John Hackney entered one of the stores he exclaimed: “Bloody dick bugger! That’s some bloody strong E.. I can’t believe it.. WOW I’m standing in line here and the Caramel Fraps turned into Unicorn drinks.. WTF? Is this a piss take? Which of you cunts did this? Am I on bloody camera? This can’t be bloody fuckin real.
Fuck it, I’ll get me one mate!”
Unicorn Frappuccino only available for a limited time
And John is not the only one.
Thousands of ravers gather in their Unicorn onesies to get a hand on the fancy new drinks. Rumor has it, by staring at the drink alone for just a couple of minutes, a high unlike anything else enfolds.
Since the drink is only available for a limited amount of time, shady drug dealers are already doing their very best to reverse engineer the magic liquid to sell it during festival season.