AXL ROSE IS REPORTEDLY DATING NICOLE MOUDABER

AXL ROSE IS REPORTEDLY DATING NICOLE MOUDABER

Techno goddess Nicole Moudaber is reportedly dating AXL ROSE, the lead singer of famous rock band AXLS & ROSES. Our shady reporter saw Axl and Nicole when they first met in the parking lot of a random Jack In The Box. It was after a club gig in Dallas in the early morning hours when Nicole thought she recognized Cara Delevingne.. But it turned out to be Axl. It was love

A DJ IMPORTED TRUMP’S SIGNATURE INTO ABLETON AND THE RESULT WAS SAD

A DJ IMPORTED TRUMP’S SIGNATURE INTO ABLETON AND THE RESULT WAS SAD

An anonymous Macedonian DJ from Macedonia named Davor Bogevsky imported Donald Trump’s signature into Ableton hoping to utilize a winning curve, or lucrative algorithm within, that could earn him millions in Beatport sales. The result however, was SAD. Davor Bogevsky: “I’m a techno producer, but my music does not sell, and I just really wanted to have a Beatport top 10 hit. When I first thought about importing Donald Trump’s signature into

INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC ARTIST BANNED FROM GENRE AFTER SCORING LOW IQ TEST

INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC ARTIST BANNED FROM GENRE AFTER SCORING LOW IQ TEST

Celebrated Intelligent Dance Music artist Sergey Imalova was celebrated for years within the Intelligent Dance Music community as one of the best IDM producers/DJs. His tracks that usually consisted of a few drum hits and atonal seemingly random synthesizer hits were lauded for its smart use of randomisation. Actually, to be fair, it sounded like nothing but the overdose of reverb & delay made it all worth it. In an

TB 303 RE-RELEASE 40 YEARS DELAYED BECAUSE LEAD ENGINEER KEEPS TWEAKING THE DESIGN

TB 303 RE-RELEASE 40 YEARS DELAYED BECAUSE LEAD ENGINEER KEEPS TWEAKING THE DESIGN

Roland’s absolute mega classic, the TB 303 Bassline synthesizer has awed generations for generations. The squelchy little synth had a rough start when it was initially released….. And more often than not was disposed of. It wasn’t until a few years after it was discontinued that a new phenomenon popped up by the name of acid house. The 303 was key to the sound of the genre, and needless to

STUDY: AMERICAN TEENAGERS RATHER LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS THAN TO TECHNO

STUDY: AMERICAN TEENAGERS RATHER LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS THAN TO TECHNO

What many already suspected is now confirmed by a national study conducted by the University of Boston: American teenagers dislike techno so much, they’d much rather listen to their parents. Techno never had a really good run in the States. Whereas millions of people in Europe embrace the genre, the only bragging rights America has are its invention. Yeah, techno originated in The States, but thereafter was quickly dismissed and

DJ RUNS OUT OF MEMES; ENDS CAREER

DJ RUNS OUT OF MEMES; ENDS CAREER

A DJ who posted 20 memes a day on social media ran out of memes and subsequently decided to end his career. DJ Jan van Meggelen, a 20 year DJ veteran from Belgium gained thousands of fans online by posting memes all the time. Sometimes he would post a DJ mix, but the amount of likes on those were ten at best. This while likes on his memes reached in

PRODUCER SHARES GEAR PICS FOR 30 YEARS; YET TO RELEASE A SINGLE TRACK

PRODUCER SHARES GEAR PICS FOR 30 YEARS; YET TO RELEASE A SINGLE TRACK

JACKOB ALMASI, a Hungarian techno producer from Hungary is widely acclaimed for his gear pics. His gear. For the past 30 years, Almasi shared pictures of his rig on social media. Even before social media existed or people knew what it was. He spray painted pictures of his gear on abandoned factory walls and tagged some of his friends in it. Almasi became notorious for spreading the word everywhere he