DJ Who Started DJing 2 Months Ago Frustrated He’s Not Headlining EDC Yet

DJ Who Started DJing 2 Months Ago Frustrated He’s Not Headlining EDC Yet

A well known DJ from Mukilteo, WA whose name we’ve never heard of before but apparently is called Mason Smith is frustrated he’s not booked to headline the massive EDC Festival yet despite his 2 month long DJ career. 17 year old Mason Smith who is still four years too young to legally attend any nightclub in the US became fascinated with EDM 2.5 months ago. After purchasing a $50 controller

UNITED HIRES BERGHAIN STAFF TO KICK PATRONS OFF PLANES MORE EFFICIENTLY

UNITED HIRES BERGHAIN STAFF TO KICK PATRONS OFF PLANES MORE EFFICIENTLY

After overbooking a flight, United Airlines chose to remove four DJs from its flight. These persons were chosen by means of a random lottery system. The house and UK Garage DJs complied, whereas the trance DJ was singing some kind of melancholic melody as she grabbed her carry-on together. However, the last person to be removed from the plane, a leftfield DJ, refused. He was then dragged off the plane by unqualified personnel

WYLDE RUMORS: CAKED UP DENIES STEALING STEVE AOKI’S CAKES

WYLDE RUMORS: CAKED UP DENIES STEALING STEVE AOKI’S CAKES

Caked Up in trouble again? Caked up has/have been accused of stealing boatloads of random shit. Such as Deadmau5 drops, sample drops, thievery, and even your grandmother’s toothbrush. Well maybe not that. But a lot. There is a science behind the cake An anonymous source by the name of Fred Vanderwall tells us: “After coming to the conclusion that show is more important than music, the former duo Oscar Wylde

AXL ROSE IS REPORTEDLY DATING NICOLE MOUDABER

AXL ROSE IS REPORTEDLY DATING NICOLE MOUDABER

Techno goddess Nicole Moudaber is reportedly dating AXL ROSE, the lead singer of famous rock band AXLS & ROSES. Our shady reporter saw Axl and Nicole when they first met in the parking lot of a random Jack In The Box. It was after a club gig in Dallas in the early morning hours when Nicole thought she recognized Cara Delevingne.. But it turned out to be Axl. It was love

A DJ IMPORTED TRUMP’S SIGNATURE INTO ABLETON AND THE RESULT WAS SAD

A DJ IMPORTED TRUMP’S SIGNATURE INTO ABLETON AND THE RESULT WAS SAD

An anonymous Macedonian DJ from Macedonia named Davor Bogevsky imported Donald Trump’s signature into Ableton hoping to utilize a winning curve, or lucrative algorithm within, that could earn him millions in Beatport sales. The result however, was SAD. Davor Bogevsky: “I’m a techno producer, but my music does not sell, and I just really wanted to have a Beatport top 10 hit. When I first thought about importing Donald Trump’s signature into

INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC ARTIST BANNED FROM GENRE AFTER SCORING LOW IQ TEST

INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC ARTIST BANNED FROM GENRE AFTER SCORING LOW IQ TEST

Celebrated Intelligent Dance Music artist Sergey Imalova was celebrated for years within the Intelligent Dance Music community as one of the best IDM producers/DJs. His tracks that usually consisted of a few drum hits and atonal seemingly random synthesizer hits were lauded for its smart use of randomisation. Actually, to be fair, it sounded like nothing but the overdose of reverb & delay made it all worth it. In an

TB 303 RE-RELEASE 40 YEARS DELAYED BECAUSE LEAD ENGINEER KEEPS TWEAKING THE DESIGN

TB 303 RE-RELEASE 40 YEARS DELAYED BECAUSE LEAD ENGINEER KEEPS TWEAKING THE DESIGN

Roland’s absolute mega classic, the TB 303 Bassline synthesizer has awed generations for generations. The squelchy little synth had a rough start when it was initially released….. And more often than not was disposed of. It wasn’t until a few years after it was discontinued that a new phenomenon popped up by the name of acid house. The 303 was key to the sound of the genre, and needless to