MOST PARTIES CLAIMED ‘ONE FOR THE BOOKS’ NEVER APPEAR IN ANY BOOK

MOST PARTIES CLAIMED ‘ONE FOR THE BOOKS’ NEVER APPEAR IN ANY BOOK

You know the deal: those promoters who claim their party is always “one for the books.” Now ask yourself: have you ever seen any one of their parties published in books?  You answered correctly!! People always tell me GREAT BOOKING! And I’m pretty sure they’re talking about the book, and not the DJ. Meet Yousseff Vanbilderwyk, a veteran promoter from Boston. He has hosted as many as 382 events. 20%

ALEX JONES CONFIRMS ACID HOUSE CAREER IN THE MIDST OF CUSTODY BATTLE

ALEX JONES CONFIRMS ACID HOUSE CAREER IN THE MIDST OF CUSTODY BATTLE

Long suspected acid house producer Alex Jones has now confirmed all the rumors. Alex Jones who is in the midst of a nasty custody battle with his ex-wife is trying his very best to convince the judge in his case the screaming on his famed Infowars show is merely ‘performance art.’ The only thing screaming in my home is my collection of Roland TB 303 distortion pedals!! STATEMENT THROUGH LAWYER

EDM FANS BLAME UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO ON BLOODY STRONG MOLLY

EDM FANS BLAME UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO ON BLOODY STRONG MOLLY

In the week Starbucks released its new Unicorn Frappuccino, EDM fans are left confused as many are positive they’re still stuck in an extended psychedelic trip from the previous weekend adventures. Bloody dick bugger! […] The Caramel Fraps turned into Unicorn drinks.. WTF? Is this a piss take? As John Hackney entered one of the stores he exclaimed: “Bloody dick bugger! That’s some bloody strong E.. I can’t believe it.. WOW I’m

ROLAND TO RELEASE USB TB 303 FOR MILLENNIAL DJS

ROLAND TO RELEASE USB TB 303 FOR MILLENNIAL DJS

After many many years, or 3 marriages, 5 kids and +65 pounds later, Roland has finally decided to re-release their TB 303 bassline synthesizer for the millennial generation. And let’s face it: the millennial generation does not give a single. Especially not at boutique company clone prices. But they’re smart, the good people at Roland! Quintessential for the millennial! The new TB 303 is not a 303. It’s not even

FAILED TECHNO DJ TURNED REALTOR NOW RESIDENCE ADVISOR

FAILED TECHNO DJ TURNED REALTOR NOW RESIDENCE ADVISOR

MARC LEGERE, once an aspiring techno DJ turned his failing music career around into a thriving real estate business. Marc is now known as The Residence Advisor. And his claim to fame? The housing market! Looking in hindsight, instead of trying to market techno, Residence Advisor turned out to be the best move I ever made Marc: “I grew up in the late 80’s and was inspired by all the

‘AUDIOPHILE’ DJ WHO RIPS ALL HIS TRACKS OFF YOUTUBE BUYS $20,000.00 SOUND SYSTEM

‘AUDIOPHILE’ DJ WHO RIPS ALL HIS TRACKS OFF YOUTUBE BUYS $20,000.00 SOUND SYSTEM

We recently spoke with DJ Jospeh McGregor, a self-described ‘audiophile’ who religiously rips all his music off YouTube. Proudly, he recently bought a $20,000.00 sound system to satisfy his audiophile needs. The sound system which will be installed in his new studio is top of the bill and capable of producing crystal clear sound, in-your-face-bass and angel-like highs. Why pay for music when you can get it for free off YouTube?